Monday, October 02, 2006

Michael Irvin, Fashion Icon

What hasn't Michael Irvin done? He won a National Championship at Miami, setting multiple school records along the way. He won 3 Superbowls with the Cowboys, and was known as one-third of "The Triplets", along with Troy Aikman and dancing superstar Emmitt Smith. As a player, he was considered one of the best WR's to play the game.

Michael has also been known for his illegal narcotics prowess. He's been busted more than once for cocaine possession, as well as marijuana possession. Michael also likes him some sex (but who of us honestly doesn't?).

Now Michael can add to his long list of accomplishments/felonies. He's a freaking fashion icon, man. Have you seen his rockin' neckties? He's got the 70's thing DOWN, although I'm not entirely sure if that's the look he's going for. The other possibility is the David Byrne look from Stop Making Sense. Combine that behemoth tie knot with his giant shoulder pads in his suit and he's almost there. Also, I love how this makes it look like he has a tiny noggin (if you've heard him talk, this wouldn't come as a surprise).

What I'm wondering is, where did he buy the tie he wore this week? Look at how short that thing is! It looks like he got it in the boy's department at JC Penney (as far as I know, he isn't a child molester).

Keep it up, Mikey! I need a good laugh each week before I watch the Cardinals get their asses handed to them.


Blogger Vinnie said...

One can only hope he breaks out and perfects the David Byrne look from the "Once in a Lifetime" video.

10:13 AM  
Blogger Angelos said...

Is that a clip-on?

10:18 AM  
Blogger Bish said...

That's a friggin' bib.

11:57 AM  
Blogger Frank & Lena said...

Just to let everybody can add dis-interested Dorito-eater to the list...

I was at the Saints MNF game and he chowed his way through a bag during a segment where Mort and Chris Berman were talking "via video conference" when they were really about 20 feet apart.

Anyway, it was funny as hell and I felt the need to share.

8:35 PM  
Blogger Tim said...

Anyone know how to get a tie knot like that...I think it's pretty sweet

9:36 AM  

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