Wednesday, November 01, 2006

It Has Kind Of An Ugly Ring To It...

The Miami Heat got their championship rings last night, then promptly got their asses kicked by the Bulls. Nice going, guys.

But that's not the point of this. No, I'm here to talk about the rings, baby.

First, let's have a look at some old school rings up top there. We have the rings from Superbowl I and Superbowl III. Pretty nice rings. Classy, tasteful, and handsome. Maybe a little too close to your high school ring, but still very nice.

Then we have the Miami Heat rings. Oh my God. Those things are ridiculous! When Craig Sager was on TV holding one, it looked to be about the size of a golf ball. And it has to weigh like 30 pounds.

Who in their right mind would want to walk around wearing something like that, except for the occasional rapper/pimp/halloween party attendee?

So as the rings get bigger & bigger, I have a prediction. By 2010, we'll see rings like this one.

3 Comments:

Blogger MonsterDon said...

You will only see that last ring if the team repeats.

10:51 AM  
Blogger steakumms said...

It's Super Bowl (two words), and the Chiefs' rings came from Super Bowl IV.

11:04 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Eh, I'm human...

11:08 AM  

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